Can you make a donation? The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. Discover and share Anti Religion Quotes. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. - Susan B. Anthony, If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another. - Thomas Alva Edison, "I am myself a dissenter from all known religions, and I hope that every kind of religious belief will die out." "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years." Yeah, I pick on everyone , it's a hobby ! Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me? I asked them. In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' - Samuel Johnson, I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. ”. "All philosophies and religions are but partial truths. Discover and share Anti Organized Religion Quotes. I'm also on this Twitter thing, Here are some choice ones from WisdomToday.com (http://wisdomtoday.com), God is a concept by which we measure our pain. John 8:32. "No one gets out of life alive" is my new favorite. That brilliant quote pretty much sums up my whole position on religion. Robert Green Ingersoll, "Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." QuotesGram for Desktop Wallpapers and Images. Gerry Spencer, "We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us" Samuel Johnson, "Believe one who has proved it. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. No, don't bother even checking back ever, with the church. Thank you, Lord. - Richard Dawkins, All the biblical miracles will at last disappear with the progress of science. Upon the strength of this prejudice, they adhere to it as the only true one, and without ever examining into it, or comparing it with others; they condemn all beside it as erroneous. According to the common understanding of Satan's origins, 'holiness' is, metaphorically, frozen stiff in his veins: and at that a corrupted formula - i.e. I haven't seen God ever, I see Jews all the time – go figure.". No one ever needs to identify himself as a 'non astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist'. "So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: 'Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is.' --Sam Harris, "Letter to a Christian Nation", "you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' That is to say, to explain what you understand very little, you have need of a cause which you understand not at all. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits." But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. — Ernest Hemingway, Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. ". Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" - Albert Einstein, "I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Religion is a crutch that is shackled to you, one you never really needed in the first place, but were convinced by others that you couldn't live without. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain." - H. L. Mencken, "Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth. However, some people insist on submitting quotes that have no business there: anti-religious quotes. I denounce this doctrine as the most infamous of lies." - Gene Roddenberry, Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Priest: "No, not if you did not know." The existence of thousands of variations of texts makes it impossible to hold the doctrine of a book verbally infallible. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move". And a ton of other great quotes from the man on religion at http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/zappa.htm. - Frank Zappa, "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me." — Benjamin Franklin, Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Samuel Johnson, I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The Rational Response Squad is a group of atheist activists who impact society by changing the way we view god belief. Anti Religion Quotes. How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? - Catherine Fahringer, A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes - James K. Feibleman, Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. - Dan Barker, "All religions have been made by men." Without that, I couldn't do my job.”. legalism. Based on what? What happens when we're dead? Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.” ― Napoleon Bonaparte - Marquis De Sade, God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Brent Yaciw, "If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.” --Edmond de Goncourt, "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Bill Hicks. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. But, just as with Marxists, there are some among them who are working hard to 'hasten the inevitable,' not merely anticipating the End Days with joy in their hearts, but taking political action to bring about the conditions they think are the prerequisites for that occasion." Religion is all bunk." But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. - Wallpaper Abyss Okay, I got one word to ask you. - John Adams, "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." Fascinating. QuotesGram Wallpapers Download High Resolution Anti Religion Quotes. --Abraham Lincoln, "Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. "- Bill Maher, "I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians." The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. And I will gladly hold my head up high and march with full conviction into the christian hell and never regret it. ", "A guy says, "I hate Jews," and I said, "Why?" I was about to post that very quote, when at the last moment I saw you'd beaten me to it. It clarified the intent of the founders of the constitution irrespective of the attempts of modern day religious revisionists... "Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legislative powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between church and State. "The study of theology,  as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on nothing; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing." Dinosaurs.You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. - Galileo Galilei, "Atheism is a requirement for a complete human being. And, I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see.- Frank Lloyd Wright, Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.- Robert Frost, To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs. - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), "The being we call god is merely a pawn working for a powerful and rational force in some far-off galaxy. LeBron James reacts to Lori Loughlin prison choice. - Karl Marx, "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. "Urging humans to be superhumans, on pain of death and torture, is the urging, of terrible self-abasement at their repeated and inevitable failure to keep the. - George Carlin, " Why is it often that, when someone points out the lies of another person, the person who lied gets angry, rather than abashed. It involves opposition to organized religion, religious practices or religious institutions.The term antireligion has also been used to describe opposition to specific forms of supernatural worship or practice, whether organized or not.. Opposition to religion also goes beyond the misotheistic spectrum. Some might claim for the original copies of the Bible an infallible character, but this view only begs the question and makes such Christian apologetics more ridiculous in the eyes of the sincere man. See more ideas about anti religion, religion, quotes. The vital difference is that God is willing to offer grace for our sins; he delights in grace. "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing." - Gene Roddenberry, "If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?" - Laurence J. Peter, I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. When we opened them, why, they now had the land and we had the Bible. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. -- Edward Abbey, Truth does not demand belief. Once you discover it's only an illusion, that it's not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly." They argued about religion at the time when founding the country. "Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find my self in - an interesting hole I find my self in - fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? ~ George Bernard Shaw, The world is not a prison house but a kind of spiritual kindergarten where millions of bewildered infants are trying to spell God with the wrong blocks. ", "Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." All we lack is a religious genius capable of uprooting outmoded religious practices and putting new ones in their place. Friederich Nietzsche, "There is not enough love and kindness in the world to give any of it away to imaginary beings." 29381 likes. ", "I'm sorry if anyone here is Catholic. - Robert Heinlein, "History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! - Voltaire, "Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." --Sam Harris, "Letter to a Christian Nation", "Religion is the opium of the masses." Religions are true, the interpreters are wrong. The empty can be filled, but the self-intoxicated have no room for God.”. Here are my favorite anti-religious quotes: "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it." ~ Ambrose Bierce, I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do. - Robert Frost, To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance. "The moment we admit that our beliefs are attempts to represent states of the, world, we see that they must stand in right relation to the world to be valid.". Historical investigation and literary criticism have taken the magic out of the Bible and have made it a composite human book, written by many hands in different ages. ", "How come when it's us is an abortion and when it's a chicken is an omelet?" With out religion...etc.,etc. Then he is not omnipotent.Is he able, but not willing? Excuse me for getting it right the first time. "Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. I will be checking out them "saviors" ! Priest: "No, not if you did not know." That is to say, to explain what you understand very little, you have need of a cause which you understand not at all. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning. - Susan B. Anthony, If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another. I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. And, I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see. It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. From Bill Hicks; Quote:"Fundamentalist Christianity. --Thomas Jefferson, "It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza." Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Let us be duly thankful for out blessings. No particular variety of religion was intended to control the political agenda, to set the community's moral tone or to judge who are the true believers and members of our society. Then whence cometh evil?Is he neither able nor willing? I will have faith! There are many many more and each one is more profound than the next. Okay. - Anonymous, With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. Thank you, Lord.'". Quotes tagged as "religion" Showing 1-30 of 12,104 “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” ― Garrison Keillor tags: humor, religion. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. - Mark Twain"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Swear to God! One must meld them together to arrive at greater truths. ~ D. Dale Gulledge, Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, "Yes, gravity is real! - John Lennon, We need more understanding of human nature, becausethe only real danger that exists is man himself. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Discover and share Famous Anti Religion Quotes. They believe that. No interpretation no matter how subtle can change this." Mohandas Gandhi, "Born again?! "Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance. So when this tall good-looking young man appeared with apprentice papers from a good firm in Berlin, Father hired him without hesitation. On each you can submit your favorite quotes yourself. - James Morrow, Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived. Some of us just go one god further." I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. --Thomas Jefferson, don't know who said this one though: At what age of the Christian church this heresy of immaterialism, this masked atheism, crept in, I do not know. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored. "The world will see what Germans can do," he said often. Ready? ~ Donald Morgan, There is a story, which is fairly well known, about when the missionaries came to Africa. — Tecumseh (You go great-great-great-great-etc. god: I am innocent until proven guilty, your honour! ~Garrett HardinSunday school:  a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years." - Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. "Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find my self in - an interesting hole I find my self in - fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? - Socrates. "- Albert Einstein, "Just because you believe in something does not mean that it is true. "Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. - Marquis De Sade, God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Some might claim for the original copies of the Bible an infallible character, but this view only begs the question and makes such Christian apologetics more ridiculous in the eyes of the sincere man. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites." This site is a haven for those who are pushing back against the norm, and a place for believers of gods to have their beliefs exposed as false should they want to try their hand at confronting us. - Richard Dawkins"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beutiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" A one word question. Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet”  –Napoleon Bonaparte, “Hence today I believe I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator” –Adolph Hitler, “I trust God speaks through me. Antireligion is opposition to religion of any kind. Robert G Ingersoll, Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. ", "Christianity has a built-in defense system: Anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. Robert G Ingersoll, "All thinking men are atheists." You read my mind, Adroit! And only after He was dead did you worship Him and start killing those who would not. and God granted it." -- Isaac Asimov, From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm. Give a man a religion, and he'll starve to death praying for fish." I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. - Isaac Asimov, Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. --Christopher Hitchens, god is not great, ch. If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it. - Epicurus, Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? ~Isaac Asimov, I.  Asimov:  A Memoir. Well, how fucking scientific! Oct 14, 2018 - Explore Kitija Malberga's board "anti religion quotes" on Pinterest. No checks please. 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